Fucket Bucket in glorious repose

Introducing Fucket Bucket

Welcome to the Fucket Philosophy

A new way of approaching old problems. Your life, standardized. Come for the bucket, stay for the identity. Fucket.

Reclaim your storage identity and submit to the bucket. Sign up today.

Your life, standardized.

Come for the bucket, stay for the identity. Fucket.

Looks straight dude.

Roland Johnson, founder's brother

This is actually genius.

Mika Sakamoto, Psychology Researcher, University of South Carolina

Honestly you'll probably actually sell some of these.

Roland Johnson